Softball and Cheap Drinking!

Softball season started on Sunday. I don’t play but all of the guys do. So I went to cheer
them on at their first game. All three teams that I was cheering for lost.

Oh well… off to the club for all you can drink beer for $7.00. We drank and drank and
drank… probably $70.00 worth! I barely knew my name by time we left. I was having fun. A
bunch of friends that I haven’t seen in a while were there.

So we went back to the house to get ready and go to another club. I was still wearing my tennis outfit from the softball game. I was drunk so I didn’t care. We went to the club and watched a drag show. It was pretty good. There were no seats left so I sat on someones lap.

Then a lesbian spotted me! One of those scary ones that looks like a boy. She was yelling stuff at me down the row but I didn’t have a clue to what she was saying. She was sitting right behind my friends and they told her that I was married, she didn’t believe it. The guys lap that I was sitting on kissed me and she still didn’t believe it. After the show the guys surrounded me and went to the ladies room with me. I guess she tried to come, they told her to wait outside and they came in with me and blocked the door.

I was so drunk and couldn’t stand much longer so I went out in a friends car and went to sleep. We always stop by Taco Bell on the way home. That night once we got back to the house I took to bites and passed out on the couch. Somehow I made it to work the next morning and didn’t have a hangover.